Three little things…
Mary Margaret and Jack from Payroll are unlikely friends.
They work in adjacent cubes. Despite the fact that they sit within 8 feet of each other, they call each other and talk on the phone.
I hear both of them speaking. I also hear their voices coming through their phone lines. So I hear it all in surround sound.
They must think that because they’re talking on the phone no one else can hear them… But they’re pretty loud. And their chats can get very personal.
I found out today that they think Naline is a slut, that Farook is hording paper, and that I can be “a bit of a knob.”
Farook turns on his email “out of office” reply when he goes to lunch, or a meeting, or the bathroom. He turns it on and off about 30 times a day.
Otto has a habit of sending me emails and then running to my desk immediately afterward and telling me that he sent me an email. He then tells me what he wrote in his email before I can read it.
I sent him an email today telling him to stop sending me emails and then running over to tell me what is in the emails before I open them.
Then I ran to his desk and told him that I sent him an email asking him to stop sending me emails and running over to my desk to tell me what is in them before I can open them.