Mildred got her job back.
She didn’t get her 200 million and she didn’t get Clark’s left testicle, but she got what she really wanted.
She looks very pleased to be back at Hamish.
And that is a testament to just how dedicated and crazy the woman is.
Oh, and we also received a memo from [...]
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How Typhoid Mildred Got Her Groove Back
Posted in Staff - My Boss Clark, Staff -Typhoid Mildred, tagged business, Clark’s left testicle, floral patterned scrotal tissue, funny, humor, job, office humor, Scotland ALWAYS wins!, sick days, wisdom's root ya bloody eejit, work on July 27, 2009 | 210 Comments »
An Uncivil Suit
Posted in Staff -Typhoid Mildred, tagged business, Fad Gadget Rules!, fook ya clark, funny, girdle stuffers, humor, job, office humor, office jokes, sick days, Typhoid is in the air, when merkins walked like men, work on July 20, 2009 | 152 Comments »
Mildred’s lawsuit is fast turning into the summer blockbuster here at Hamish Industries.
It has all of the markings of a big budget movie extravaganza. Intrigue, suspense, and a disgruntled lead woman with a high priced Scottish lawyer.
The reviews aren’t in yet but based on Clark’s complexion, he’s not enjoying the show.
Mildred’s [...]
Hell hath no Fury like a Mildred Scorned
Posted in Staff -Typhoid Mildred, tagged business, funny, haggis, Here comes bloody Scottish vengeance, humor, office humor, office jokes, revenge is the password, sick days, what fresh hell is this?, work on July 6, 2009 | 189 Comments »
I figured there’d be repercussions when Clark fired Typhoid Mildred.
Mildred’s not the type to be put out to pasture, and she’s never been fond of Clark.
My guess was that there’d be some nasty letters, slashed tires, and maybe a good old fashioned ass-kicking.
I never expected her to sue.
But according to the rumor mill, that’s exactly [...]
Typhoid Mildred’s Cube
Posted in Staff -Typhoid Mildred, tagged business, cubicle, funny, humor, job, office humor, office jokes, Scottish, sick days, weirdo coworkers, work, you're fired! on June 17, 2009 | 120 Comments »
Given the circumstances of Typhoid Mildred’s recent departure, people have been more restrained than usual in their cube plundering.
Usually the vultures descend quickly and start scooping up staplers, rulers, mousepads – anything that isn’t bolted to the floor.
Of course it’s just a matter of time. Once someone makes a move and unplugs her desk [...]
Typhoid Mildred – We Hardly Knew Ya!
Posted in Staff -Typhoid Mildred, tagged business, funny, humor, job, office humor, office jokes, old lady gets dragged by her ankles, screwed chewed and aged, sick days, tough luck, work, you're fired! on June 12, 2009 | 156 Comments »
Typhoid Mildred was fired today.
Apparently she was captured on the office video surveillance stealing a box of pencils… Oh, and apparently we have office video surveillance.
Mildred got a call, went to HR, and came back to her desk with Trudy and two Security Guards. She packed the contents of her desk into a single box [...]
March the 17th… St. Mildred’s Day
Posted in Staff -Typhoid Mildred, tagged comedy, holidays, humor, office humor, sick days, St. Mildred, St. Patrick, work jokes on March 17, 2009 | 16 Comments »
St. Patrick’s Day is an interesting “holiday” here at Hamish Industries.
Mary Margaret may be the only person in our department of Irish heritage, but there’s no shortage of festive spirit.
We have green cookies, green cake and green tea laid out on a table by the photocopier.
Me, I try to avoid green food. [...]
