Just had lunch with Otto.
Where do they keep the antacids around here?
Int. Fast Food Restaurant – Day
Alan and Otto sitting in booth. They’ve just finished eating their burgers and fries.
Me: So, Otto-mobile.
Otto: I don’t find that funny, Alan.
Me: Sorry. Can you pass me a napkin?
Otto: A napkin?
Me: Yeah, you [...]
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Otto Talk! Part Deux
Posted in Staff - Otto, tagged business, comedy, food???, funny, humor, job, Must Kill Otto, office humor, office jokes, sick days, weirdo coworkers on June 26, 2009 | 147 Comments »
Otto’s Filing Cabinet of Horrors
Posted in Staff - Otto, tagged business, comedy, funny, humor, job, office humor, office jokes, Send in the Ghost of Freud, sick days, weirdo coworkers, what fresh hell is this?, work on June 8, 2009 | 207 Comments »
Otto continues to be unwell. (That’s the understatement of the year.)
He called in sick again.
As is always the case, an Otto-free zone means everyone’s getting a lot more work done. Plus, the weirdo quotient is lower.
This morning we needed to get a file from his filing cabinet. No one wanted [...]
Otto’s Odd “To Do” List
Posted in Staff - Otto, tagged business, comedy, flouncy western civilization, funny, humor, office humor, office jokes, sick days, the insanity that is Otto, weirdo coworkers, work on June 5, 2009 | 180 Comments »
Otto was off sick today. Despite the additional work, this is a good thing.
But we had a minor crisis involving one of Otto’s files and I had to ransack his desk in search of some paperwork.
Otto’s desk is – I suspect – much like the inside of his head. A dark, cluttered and scary place.
I [...]
Quick! Call 911 – Otto’s Blood isn’t Coagulating Properly
Posted in Staff - Otto, tagged blood, business, coagulation, funny, humor, office humor, office jokes, sick days, weirdo coworkers, work on March 27, 2009 | 63 Comments »
Otto called in sick yesterday.
Apparently, his blood wasn’t coagulating properly. At least that’s the excuse he gave when he phoned in.
Otto…
He can’t just say “food poisoning” or “coming down with something.”
No, Otto has to have issues with blood coagulation. You know, something you can easily follow up on.
He’s back today. And [...]
Googling Coworkers Part III – Otto
Posted in Staff - Otto, tagged funny, Googling coworkers, network, office humor, sick days, weirdo coworkers on February 20, 2009 | 8 Comments »
So, I Googled Otto…
My guess: He makes up 90% of the web’s content.
He’s LinkedIn, on Facebook, MySpace, etc…
But where he really has a presence is on the comment boards.
He goes by many Otto pun aliases… Otto-bon, Otto-mobile, Otto-maton, Otto-code…
All of them link to Otto@HamishIndustries.com
Otto-cracy, Otto-type, Otto-matic …
There are more, but you get the idea…
He has [...]
Otto Talk
Posted in Staff - Otto, tagged borrowing a pencil, Days Sick, funny, humor, office humor, weirdo coworkers on February 4, 2009 | 6 Comments »
Just had a conversation with Otto. Where do they keep the aspirin around here?
Me: Hey, Otto-maton.
Otto: I don’t find that funny, Alan.
Me: Sorry. Can I borrow a pencil?
Otto: A pencil?
Me: Yeah, you know, the lead filled…
Otto: I know what a pencil is.
Me: Great. Can I borrow one?
Otto: You don’t [...]
