Last night we celebrated Nutless Tom’s bachelor party.
It didn’t go well…
Tom had been waffling on the where and when for two months.
Finally, he told me “I want the mother of all raunchy parties.”
Figures. It’s always the Scientologists…
That’s why I asked Mike to help.
He said “I’m the master of raunch!”
I had [...]
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A Nutless Bachelor Party
Posted in Staff - Nutless Tom, tagged business, Dude where's my groin maul?, for nerk's sake stop!, funny, humor, job, My parents went on holiday and all I got was this lousy merkin, naked naked naked, office humor, sick days, weirdo coworkers, work on July 31, 2009 | 192 Comments »
Nutless Scientology
Posted in Staff - Nutless Tom, tagged business, funny, humor, job, office, office jokes, Scientology can be wacky, send in the three headed merkins, Sick Sick Days, weirdo coworkers, what fresh wedding bell hell is this?, work on July 23, 2009 | 168 Comments »
Nutless Tom made me his best man for his Scientology wedding.
But now he’s unhappy. It seems I’ve been failing in my “best man duties.”
According to Nutless:
-I wasn’t “chipper” enough during the Sunday 10am tux fitting.
-I haven’t been very “witty” at the biweekly Friday night family wedding dinner plans (apparently my jokes about [...]
A Hell Of A Wedding Bell
Posted in Staff - Nutless Tom, tagged business, comedy, funny, humor, job, Nerk!!!, office humor, office jokes, Scientology, sick days, voluntold, wedding bell hell, weirdo coworkers, work on June 1, 2009 | 245 Comments »
This morning, Nutless Tom told me he was getting married.
I said “Congratulations!”
He said “Thanks. You’ll be my best man, right?”
I laughed…
He looked… puzzled.
Up until this morning, I thought “Nutless Tom” was one of the few sane people here.
We’d had a couple of friendly conversations and gone out for a beer – [...]
Office Nut Policy
Posted in Staff - Nutless Tom, tagged allergies, office humor, office nuts, peanuts, SickDays on February 2, 2009 | 16 Comments »
Our office has a strict “No Nuts” policy…
*Cough*
Anyway… Some of the folks who work here have severe peanut allergies. So we aren’t allowed to bring peanuts, peanut butter, etc., to work.
Fair enough. I don’t want my sandwich to kill anyone.
But there’s a small group here that call [...]
