Mildred got her job back.
She didn’t get her 200 million and she didn’t get Clark’s left testicle, but she got what she really wanted.
She looks very pleased to be back at Hamish.
And that is a testament to just how dedicated and crazy the woman is.
Oh, and we also received a memo from [...]
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How Typhoid Mildred Got Her Groove Back
Posted in Staff - My Boss Clark, Staff -Typhoid Mildred, tagged business, Clark’s left testicle, floral patterned scrotal tissue, funny, humor, job, office humor, Scotland ALWAYS wins!, sick days, wisdom's root ya bloody eejit, work on July 27, 2009 | 210 Comments »
My 1st Performance Review
Posted in Staff - My Boss Clark, tagged business, funny, humor, office humor, office jokes, sick days, work performance review on March 18, 2009 | 30 Comments »
Today I had my first Performance Review with my boss, Clark.
The word “performance” is entirely appropriate because Clark has to pretend he’s interested and I have to act like I care.
It was possibly the most painful 10 minutes I’ve experienced here.
Yeah, that’s right, 10 minutes.
And that included Clark spending 5 minutes trying [...]
The Unofficial Guide to Office Gossip
Posted in Day to Day Work, Staff - Carlita Paonessa, Staff - My Boss Clark, tagged funny, humor, office humor, sick days, sleeping with your boss, the Sick Days on January 15, 2009 | 11 Comments »
This place is a hotbed for gossip. In the course of eight hours something can transform from observation to rumour to absolute fact to long-standing truism. It’s amazing to watch.
8:47am:
My boss, Clark, gets off the elevator at the same time as Carlita Paonessa. People see this…
9:02am:
Typhoid Mildred comments on how “tired” Clark and Carlita appear. [...]
Why Should Management Enjoy 3 Ply Toilet Paper While We Suffer in Silence?
Posted in Day to Day Work, Staff - My Boss Clark, tagged complaints, funny, humor, office humor, sick days, Sick Sick Days, staff meeting, toilet paper on January 12, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Went to my first staff meeting.
My boss, Clark, looked tired. And annoyed.
He wanted it done with – and quick. He had an agenda and he stuck with it. But then he made his fatal mistake.
“Does anyone have any issues they’d like to raise?”
Short answer. Yes.
It was like a wrestling cage match. Brutal attack after brutal [...]
