9.15am: Mike enters my cube. He sits on my desk. He shows me a picture of his daughter. He calls her “My little angel.”
She looks around 17 and has a cigarette hanging from her mouth.
9.30am: Mike’s still talking about his daughter. Along with being his little angel, she’s also whip [...]
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Party Monster Mike
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We Don’t Like Mike
Posted in Staff - Mike, tagged bathroom gags, funny, jokes, obnoxious co-workers, office humor, sick days on March 2, 2009 | 10 Comments »
There’s a guy in the office that no one likes.
His name is Mike.
Ask anyone who works here and they’ll tell you, “I don’t like Mike.”
They don’t like Mike.
Mike is in sales. He’s short, wide, has tight curly hair and laughs at his own jokes.
When he comes out of the men’s room, he yells out “Don’t [...]
