I’m in the new Vancouver office training sales staff. Everyone here is really nice.
It’s unnerving.
They all seem so happy and relaxed. It must be the mountains.
Or the pot.
So, there’s really nothing to report.
Well… One thing…
Ever since I’ve found out that Carlita is my new boss, I’ve been [...]
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Dream Boy Alpo’s Dating Resume
Posted in Staff - Carlita Paonessa, tagged funny she didn't look like a succubus, I came I saw I dreamt it, to sleep perchance to have my groin mauled on September 25, 2009 | 459 Comments »
An Office Romance – What Could Go Wrong?
Posted in Staff - Carlita Paonessa, tagged business, elevator music, funny, humor, job, love in an elevator, Nerk!!!, office humor, office jokes, sex with co-workers could be fun, sick days, work on May 25, 2009 | 180 Comments »
This is disturbing.
Today I suddenly realized that I’m attracted to Carlita Paonessa.
It happened in (of all places) the elevator…
3rd Floor
I want to say: “Carlita, you’re looking rather tempestuous.”
Instead I say: “Snort! I mean, hi…”
Carlita rolls her eyes.
6th Floor
I want to say: “It saddens my poetic soul that we must avert [...]
Elevator Pitch
Posted in Staff - Carlita Paonessa, tagged business, elevator music, funny, humor, job, office humor, sick days, uncomfortable silence, work on April 15, 2009 | 89 Comments »
Today I shared an elevator with Carlita Paonessa.
Just the two of us.
Ironically, that was the Muzak playing as we were going up.
3rd Floor
I say “Hello.” Carlita checks her blackberry.
4th Floor
She looks up and says “It’s Adam, right?”
5th Floor
I say “Alan.”
6th Floor
I scratch my head.
7th Floor
We both cough at the same [...]
Email from Carlita Paonessa
Posted in Staff - Carlita Paonessa, tagged accidentally sending wrong email, emails, office, office humor, Sick Sick Days, uptight coworkers on February 9, 2009 | 10 Comments »
This was weird…
Even weirder than the time Mary Margaret asked me if I had an extra pair of socks she could borrow.
Today I got an email from Carlita Paonessa…
Mom,
I tell you about my new promotion and you write back telling me about the latest crown Adriana won at her beauty pageant… Puh-lease! What? Do you [...]
The Unofficial Guide to Office Gossip
Posted in Day to Day Work, Staff - Carlita Paonessa, Staff - My Boss Clark, tagged funny, humor, office humor, sick days, sleeping with your boss, the Sick Days on January 15, 2009 | 11 Comments »
This place is a hotbed for gossip. In the course of eight hours something can transform from observation to rumour to absolute fact to long-standing truism. It’s amazing to watch.
8:47am:
My boss, Clark, gets off the elevator at the same time as Carlita Paonessa. People see this…
9:02am:
Typhoid Mildred comments on how “tired” Clark and Carlita appear. [...]
